if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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