you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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