everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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