wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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