No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
ugly people sure do ruin things
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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