I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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