It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
