I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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