I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
