Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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