what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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