Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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