i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Terrible idea I love it
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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