We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Randomize
