I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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