Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm jealous of your bromance
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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