I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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