I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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