Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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