I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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