Got a toothbrush?
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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