I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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