You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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