I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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