I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think pants incapable of making pants work
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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