she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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