You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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