Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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