This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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