we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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