I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
420 ftw
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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