How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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