I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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