Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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