I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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