He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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