Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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