Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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