and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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