they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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