I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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