sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
