hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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