so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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