Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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