a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
