Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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