I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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