Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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