A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Everything about him screamed your future.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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