I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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