what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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